Sunday, April 09, 2006

Basic Instinct 2

The Erotic Thriller comes to the Mall. Gloss, camera, Sharon and some great ties on our leading man. This envelope has been licked before. A sequel based on a classic that pushed boundaries that embraces our new edges...Which have retreated to outrage at a nipple reveal during the stuporbowl...
My phone is tapped, top secret secrets whispered in the ear of a lapdog press, "Ice Age 2" on two screens alongside a 40 something hardbody with an agenda...
I'll take door number 3 and applaud Ms Stone.
Is this the swansong of the "erotic thriller?" The twilight of bigscreen movies? When will we have a "Universal Home Theatre" bill?

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